We're all half brain dead by this point in the week anyway, right? So here's some brain candy (tastes good, but too much will give you a belly ache). Enjoy.
The label says it all.
We've all heard about the warning on McDonald's coffee, right? If not, beware--it might be hot!
Here are some other examples of priceless advice you might not be able to live without.
On mouse poison package: Has been proven to cause cancer in some laboratory mice.
Really? I was hoping for something quicker-acting.
On clothes-iron warning label: Warning--do not iron clothes on body.
Good advice, that. Especially the pants.
On the side of a Wal-Mart fish aquarium: Further purchase ideas: rocks; aquatic plant life; fish.
So that's what you do with a clear glass box!
On a mattress warning label: Do not attempt to swallow.
Why? Is it poisonous?
On package of pepperoni: Do not eat package.
But, I'm hungry!
On a road sign in Oregon: Do not pass snowplow on the right.
I bet that's good advice in Illinois, too!
On my computer: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
Here's something they didn't tell me: Computers cannot fly!
On side of lawnmower: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running.
Yea, because those suckers are fast!
On a matchbook (remember what those are?): Contents may catch fire.
Usually not, in my experience.
On a child's super-hero costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.
Sadly, my son learned this. The hard way!
On canister of self-defense pepper spray: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
What if I want to make sure it works, first?
On a 500-piece puzzle box: Some assembly required.
So that's the difference between a puzzle and a picture!
On OUTDOOR Christmas decorations: For indoor use only.
Wait . . . What?
On frozen pizza: While cooking, be sure to place crust-side down.
Oh, that's tricky! How do I tell which side is the crust side?
And while not a warning label, my all time favorite . . .
Braille on drive-up ATM keyboards!
God help us all if we really need any of these!
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